Let’s Buy California from Trump – Denmark’s Next Big Adventure

𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚?

Sunshine Galore: Let’s face it, Denmark’s weather is… well, let’s just say it’s cozy. California has 300 days of sunshine a year. Imagine swapping your rain boots for flip-flops!

Tech Dominance: Gaining an extra bunch of Tech bros? Great! It is what every democracy needs.

Avocado Toast Forever: California grows 90% of the U.S.’s avocados. That’s right – we’ll never run out of avocado toast.

To protect the free world: Most people say we have the best freedom. Colossal freedom.

Disneyland: We’ll rename it Hans Christian Andersenland. Mickey Mouse in a Viking helmet? Yes, please.

𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐥

Let’s be honest – Trump isn’t exactly California’s biggest fan. He’s called it "the most ruined state in the Union" and has feuded with its leaders for years. We’re pretty sure he’d be willing to part with it for the right price.

And hey, we’ll even throw in a lifetime supply of Danish pastries to sweeten the deal.

As for the will of the citizens? Well, let’s face it – when has that ever stopped him? If Trump wants to sell California, he’ll sell California.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐧

Crowdfunding Goal of $1 trillion (give or take a few billion). That’s just 200,000 kroner from every Dane. Skip a few lattes, and you’re golden.

We’ll send our bestest negotiators – Lego executives and the cast of Borgen.

It is in the national interest to promote the extraordinary heritage of our Nation, so California will become New Denmark. Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles.

Danish Values: We’ll bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smørrebrød to every street corner. Rule of law, universal health care and fact based politics might apply.

𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬

Something more to sweeten the deal?

10 DKK
A personalized thank-you note from the Danish royal family (okay, maybe just a postcard).

100 DKK
A virtual tour of the new Danishwood studios.

1,000 DKK
A lifetime supply of California-grown avocados (shipping not included).

10,000 DKK
Your name on a street sign in New Denmark.

1,000,000 DKK
Your own private beach in Malibu (terms and conditions apply)

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐲𝐠𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 – 𝐋𝐞𝐭’𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡!

So, what do you say, Denmark?

Let’s make history and buy California. Together, we can bring a little bit of Danish magic to the Golden State – and maybe even teach them how to pronounce "rødgrød med fløde."

200,000 have already signed. Sign now at the link, and let’s make New Denmark a reality!