Joint Base Lewis-McChord (JBLM) - TSA-Style Frisk Searches in Tacoma

In an announcement that shocked and insulted the entire JBLM community, the installation Provost Marshal announced in a Facebook Live Town Hall meeting in November 2021, that, in an effort to detect contraband being brought onto the installation, random TSA-Style frisk searches would be conducted of anyone accessing the base. Yes, you read that correctly... Gate Guards are going to be feeling up your teenage daughter, and giving your 70-year-old grandmother a pat-down in the name of base security. So, your a military Service Member with years of service and a top security clearance, well you too are going to be getting fondled by your friendly JBLM Gate Guards. You're a female spouse coming back to base one evening, well there's not a female guard on every gate - so did Pervy the Gate Guard really think you were smuggling contraband under your skirt, or was he just grabbing a quick feel to relieve the boredom of gate duty?

If you decide to visit the JBLM military base - get ready to Bend Over And Spread 'Em!