Marx and the Art of Bicycle Maintenance

Come to a staged reading of F. Garlawazco's San Francisco romantic digression featuring Marx's spurious surplus value theory as backdrop.

If you've never wanted to wade through the turgid prose of Marx and Engels, but have heard of surplus value and thought you were a mental inferior because you "just didn't get it," this happy-ending romantic confessional of a near clinically-committed bicyclist may be your ticket to a wholesome evening with delicious gratis potatoes au gratin (and other vegetarian scrumptnissity). You'll discover enough of Marx to engage and confute self-described socialists with confidence, meanwhile arguing for paradigm shift that pits reams of self-professed progressive liberals against their own special interest privilege in the real estate market.

Without once mentioning San Francisco social philosopher Henry George, Garlawazco's play exposes the lurid commitment to landlordism as do-gooders' soft moral underbelly.

FREE entertainment. FREE (very good) food.