Scientology Cult Fails to Reach Goal of "Clearing the Planet" by 1969

The video can be seen at Chanology Video, here: Hubbard: Scientology is Hot! Hott!! Hottt!!!

The transcript of this portion is as follows:

Do you know that absolutely Standard Tech -- complete, utter, hairline, Standard Tech -- used in organizations throughout the world, will at least triple the stats of each org within 90 days. Couldn't help it. And if it was really applied in a business-like fashion, and nobody messed it up in any way, shape or form -- one of our Division 5 people said we might even be able to take the planet within a year. It is hot! Scientology is so much hotter than anybody thinks it is, that it is fantastic! -- L. Ron Hubbard, "Welcome to Class VIII" (Confidential), 24 Sept. 1968. (#6809C24)

"Standard Tech":
In Scientology, Standard Tech refers to uncompromising application of the Dianetics and Scientology techniques, rules and regulations prescribed by L. Ron Hubbard.

"Clear the planet":
Scientology's oft-cited goal is to "clear the planet" of all non-Scientologists, and of all people who refuse to become Scientologists. A primary means of achieving this is through the "global obliteration of psychiatry," as Scientologists believe that a secret order of Nazi psychiatrists operates behind the scenes in every government, creating havoc through pushing lobotomies, electroshock and worthless pills upon the masses. These Nazi psychiatrists, who have been responsible for the Holocaust, the African slave trade, the Spanish Inquisition and every other bad thing that has ever happened, answer in turn to overlords of other psychiatry-based civilizations in other parts of the galaxy.

"Stats"
The lives of all Scientology managers are completely fixated on "keeping stats up." Scientology "stats," or statistics, are Scientology's way of calculating a particular office's value, in terms of revenue and recruitment, but also, importantly, in terms of public relations. A negative newspaper article about Scientology will immediately plunge the cult into a "downstat" position, and Scientology managers really have to scramble in order to spin and obfuscate the news.

"Division 5"
Scientology is organized according to strict but mostly ridiculous management principles that would make any normal micro-manager's head spin. "Division 5" is in charge of training, and issuing fancy certificates.

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