MILITARYEX U.S. MILITARY LIFE WARGAME DAY

Militaryex is hosting the U.S. Military board game event. A fun afternoon playing the military lifestyle board game and learning about the pitfalls, demoralizing treatment, low pay, weak egos, worthless war college degrees and chuckie cheese non recognized ranks. This is a fun game that teaches the players how to avoid the hardships of this job of underpaid hit men.
Marry A Military Man: Start Over He'll Be Dead Soon
Amputee Adventure: Move Back 30 spaces
Government Cheese Courtyard : Collect Your Low Pay
Daughter Dating A College Student: Non Military Collect Bonus
Officer Promotion: Grab Your Dildo
Conjugal Deprivation Deployment : Move Backwards To Endless Frustration Lane
Second Class Citizen City: Meet Other Military Members & Enjoy Bureaucracy
PTSD Point: Backspace Twice Around The Board & Never Move Ahead
Lose Your American Beauty Spouse: Go Back To Start But Select A Foreign Mail Order Bride, Then Pay For Her Entire Family To Come To The U.S.
Govt Test Rat: Receive Injections & Stay Sick For 3 Rounds
Shut The Fuck Up: No Contribution Allowed By Junior Staff
Psychopathic Narcissist Boss: Go Insane Trying To Follow Botched Mission Orders , Retire Early
American Flag BodyBags: GAME OVER . U.S. MILITARY CAREER KILLED YOU.

This is a marvelous event and perfect for the new military couple or those considering a military job, this is not a profession.

Light refreshments from officers kids world peace bakeshop and lemonade, from our anti war no military jobs for our dads kids stands will be available.

Tickets Sell Out Each Game Night So Please Make Sure To RSVP.
Please rsvp @ games [at] militaryex.com