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Wellstone Assasination Plot Was Hatched by Walter Mondale
Recently unearthed e-mails indicate that it was Walter Mondale who planned the assasination of Paul Wellstone. Apparently, the Mondales were dining at the Wellstone's one night, and Mrs. Wellstone served pudding with curdled milk. An accident or a deliberate attempt to eliminate the patriarch of the Mondale tribe? Walter took the latter view and so set in motion the plot that led to the terrible tragedy of Saturday last.
The truth, the terrible truth, that Wellstone was killed by the ruthless Mondale family can now be revealed.
The cowards at Z magazine, Counterpunch, and Indymedia dont' want you to know this because they are in fact beneficiaries of the Mondale foundation. The bastards! They are no better than the Bush family that planned and carried out 9/11.
It's a shocking fact that beneath his deathly pale exterior, Walter Mondale is a man of depthless evil. He will use his new power to allow the his family to take over the government and divert all farm subsidies to the large agribusiness interests that rule the Minnestoa farmland.
The sour milk incident was only a pretext (although, to be sure, it was a particularly foul bowl of pudding).
Wellstone was about to go to the FBI with evidence that Walter Mondale is not actually alive, but a corpse controlled by ventriliquists at the Democratic National
Committee. I mean, have you been around Mondale lately? The smell--YUCK!!!
The cowards at Z magazine, Counterpunch, and Indymedia dont' want you to know this because they are in fact beneficiaries of the Mondale foundation. The bastards! They are no better than the Bush family that planned and carried out 9/11.
It's a shocking fact that beneath his deathly pale exterior, Walter Mondale is a man of depthless evil. He will use his new power to allow the his family to take over the government and divert all farm subsidies to the large agribusiness interests that rule the Minnestoa farmland.
The sour milk incident was only a pretext (although, to be sure, it was a particularly foul bowl of pudding).
Wellstone was about to go to the FBI with evidence that Walter Mondale is not actually alive, but a corpse controlled by ventriliquists at the Democratic National
Committee. I mean, have you been around Mondale lately? The smell--YUCK!!!
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§truth
the truth is a smelly thing.
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§This just in.
Elvis murdered JFK. He was jealous because Jack was porking Marilyn and he wasn't.
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§ha ha ha
this is funny! i laughed. some of these other posters should also get a sense of humour.
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§hmmmm...
well, they can't both be right.
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